Spamoscope

Spamoscope is the creation of artist Richard St.Ofle, and a collaboration between St.Ofle and YankeeTag.

As St.Ofle puts it, “I noticed that the spam email I get is filled with this fascinating garbled text, and I’ve taken special care to read my spam mail. I like to think of them as horoscopes, and that maybe someone is trying to communicate with me, but my average mind can’t quite comprehend this advanced means of communication”.

We rummage through our spam every day, to bring you these forecasts in hopes that it’ll give you the advice you need to make your daily decisions – or not.

Checking your Spamoscope daily has been shown to grow your penis (by up to 6 inches), remove wrinkles giving you youthful, radiant skin, increase your metabolism (some users report miraculous weight loss of up to 12 pounds in mere hours!) and hide that unsightly bald spot.

-St.Ofle & YankeeTag